In December, 2005, proponents of Intelligent Design Creationism were dealt a crushing blow. A Republican judge appointed by none other than George W. Bush found that ID was creationism, that the tactic of teaching it even as a 'controversy' was disingenuous, and concluded in part that "citizens of the Dover area were poorly served ... that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks ..." In an utterly reprehensible act, sadly all too representative of creationist hucksters, the well-heeled Discovery Institute that helped create the whole shitty mess walked the check, leaving jilted local taxpayers to pay off a one-million dollar legal bill. They would not stay in hiding for long.
What soon emerged from a hasty PR makeover was no longer ostensibly interested in teaching creationism per se, but rather as fierce fighters for (Socially conservative) justice, a sort of brave-hearted, academic William Wallace replete with a new antiscience & martyr dog whistle cast as a proud, resounding battle-cry: "They may take our elected office, but they'll never take our Freedom!" By that odd definition, freedom is definitely on the march for residents of the Pelican State thanks to a former exorcist and faith healer turned politician:
Louisiana's Governor Bobby Jindal signed Senate Bill 733 into law, 27 years after the state passed its Balance Treatment for Evolution-Science and Creation-Science Act ... Jindal's approval of the bill was buried in a press release issued on June 25, 2008 ...Houma Today reports (June 27, 2008) that the bill "will empower educators to pull religious beliefs into topics like evolution, cloning and global warming by introducing supplemental materials."
The Louisiana legislature should be more wary than most of the Dover trap: It was there, way back in 1987, that the Supreme Court decided an earlier version of creationism was indeed a sham. But that didn’t keep Governor Bobby Jindal from signing SB 733, the mis-named Louisiana Science Education Act, last week. While the bill purports to encourage critical thinking and open discussion of various scientific topics, it perpetuates the same sham by singling out evolution (along with global warming and cloning) as topics deserving special criticism.
This, in and of itself, undermines the claim to secular purpose. Evolution is no more scientifically controversial than gravity, and Governor Jindal surely knows that -- he graduated from Brown University with honors in biology. His own biology professor reminded him recently that "Without evolution, modern biology, including medicine and biotechnology, wouldn't make sense. In order for today's students in Louisiana to succeed in college and beyond, ... they need a solid grounding in genetics and evolution."
Another sham is the claim of bill supporters that this bill isn't about creationism was put to the lie early on, when supporter David Tate, a member of the Livingston Parish school board, told the New Orleans Times-Picayune "I believe that both sides -- the creationism side and the evolution side -- should be presented and let students decide what they believe." He added that the bill was necessary because "teachers are scared to talk about" creationism, but didn't mention whether they were similarly scared about discussing astrology or the belief that babies come from storks, not sex. An anti-abortion news site crowed that, thanks to Jindal's signature "Louisiana public school teachers can now educate their students about the theory of intelligent design," a practice ruled unconstitutional in both 1987 and again in 2005.
But it isn't a partisan issue. Conservative blogger AllahPundit was unsurprised by Jindal's decision to sign the bill, declaring it "depressing yet predictable." Prominent right-wing blogger Charles Johnson declared that, with Jindal's signature on the bill, "American educational standards take a huge step backward... The creationist front group called the Discovery Institute is quietly crowing, and maintaining the fiction that the bill is not religiously-based." That many prominent conservatives would agree with progressives -- not to mention, heaven forbid, a New York Times editorial -- shows just how far into the fringes Jindal's decision was.
In Dover, a school board overrode the advice of parents, teachers, and scientists, forcing intelligent design into biology classes. Parents and teachers sued, and in the federal trial that followed, Barbara Forrest, a philosophy professor at Southeastern Louisiana University and co-author with Paul R. Gross of Creationism's Trojan Horse, showed that the concept of "intelligent design" entered drafts of the textbook at issue in 1987, just after the Supreme Court ruled that claims that "creation-science" has any secular basis were just a sham. The judge in Dover also saw through that sham, but Louisiana is on the verge of being drawn back into that legal maelstrom.
What can you do? Interested Louisiana teachers, parents and students should follow the excellent advice of the Louisiana Coalition for Science. Those of us not blessed to live in the Pelican State can join the National Center for Science Education. Bills like the one Jindal signed were proposed in 6 states this year, and while most were mercifully put out of their misery, they’ll rise again quicker than a B movie zombie. NCSE and local Citizens for Science groups would be happy to give you advice about how to defend and improve science education near you.
Remember, these bills have nothing to do with academic freedom or furthering science education – Imagine for example if health instructors tried to use them to ‘teach the weaknesses’ in abstinence only sex-ed! The goal is to manufacture doubt at the wholesale level on carefully selected subjects to serve a small segment of lobbyists and activists, while weakening the public school system in hope of, some might speculate, eventually drowning both it and the taxes that support it in a bathtub. Antiscience forces are well funded – in some cases by full blown Reconstruction Dominionist zillionaires -- and relentless in moving forward with their stated theocratic goals to preserve and expand their twisted version[s] of freedom, even, and perhaps especially, if it comes at the expense of your own.